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	April 29, 2004
	WWF (Banff Championships)

Today's modernised greko-roman wrestling match will be situated at the base of beatiful Mt Rundle and is brought to you by our major sponsor Black Ice Brewery and Bombay Sapphire. The honourable James Vincent will be presiding over the match...

Let the games begin. Round 1 - Lynda scores points early by forcing me to eat week old socks and crushed beer cans..

Round 2 - I go for diversionary tactics....

...and flip her the middle-toe!

Round 3 - My diversion doesn't fool her a bit, she counters with the nipple-crippler.

Round 4 - I almost land a winning blow with my own wrestling move I call "Beans beans the musical fruit"...

Timeout - James our match referree calls a timeout seeing that Lynda may be out for the count after my less than ethical tactics.

Round 5 - Lynda aka "The Little Aussie Battler" gets in a sneak attack from behind and wipes her nose on my shirt.

Round 6 - Still to catch up on points and realising that Lynda fights almost as dirty as my bro Geoff I go for the Chinese leg burn.

Round 7 - Before I can change into my wrestling tights Lynda traps me in the classical scissor-leg-lock and clinches the match.